6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
> human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
> very small.
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible.
> The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
> The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
> The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
>
>
> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
> they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
> child's work.
> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
> what the drawing was.
> The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
> The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
> replied, 'They will in a minute.'
>
>
> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
> five and six year olds.
> After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother,
> she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
> brothers and sisters?'
> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
> answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
>
>
> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
> dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
> several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
> head.
> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your
> hairs white, Mum?'
> Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and
> make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
> said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
>
>
> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
> and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> doctor.'
> A small voice at the back of the
> room rang out, 'And there's the
> teacher, she's dead.'
>
>
> The children were lined
> up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the
> head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and
> posted on the apple tray:
> 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
> a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
> A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the
> apples.'