Ανεκδοτάκι...

A man is in court being tried for murder. The judge says to the defendant, "You're on trial here for beating your wife to death with a hammer." At that point another man stands up in the back of the courtroom and yells, "That bastard!"

The judge ignores the outburst and says to the defendant, "You are also standing trial for killing your wife's parents with a hammer." Again from the back of the courtroom, the same man stands up and yells, "That total rotten bastard!"

"Excuse me," says the judge, "I know emotions are running high in this case, but we have to maintain order."

"I'm sorry, Your Honor!" says the man in the back of the court. "It's just that I lived next to this guy for ten years, and every time I asked him if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"